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Gay zoom jerk2/24/2023 ![]() ![]() There’s no bacchanalia-nothing wild, though. My gym happens to be one of the gayest in the world - it’s in the Castro, for God’s sake. If you’re a young gay man, what do you even do but fantasize about the guys you see showering after P.E. Gyms and bathhouses: this is where we’ve had erotic encounters for most of modern history. Gyms have always been an important space for gay men. Personally, I’m into postworkout showerbation because it’s a convenient, sexy, healthful way to take care of all my needs in just one stop. And if you didn’t grow up with God watching you masturbate, you probably got into the habit because your mom didn’t see you there - except under some very extreme circumstances. God doesn’t look at you here he’s no pervert. Guys will tell you they do it because it’s easy - hey, no mess! But the truth? The shower is safe. Openly jerking off with your friends and neighbors in the shower is probably unique to gay gyms, but everyone showerbates. The reason I bring this up is because practically the minute I “finish up,” the shower door swings open, and a young guy that the gym has recently hired, the masturbation monitor, is staring at me. Somebody has to lock eyes with your dick to really see it. For anyone to get a good look, either you or the looker has to hold still. OK, now keep moving - washing, and stuff. You do a kind of thing where you press it up against yourself and hide it behind your forearm. It’s not as hard as you might think - I mean, to hide your boner when you’re stark naked. Sign-up for The Bold Italic newsletter to get the best content about life in the Bay Area in your inbox every week. We are all here together, working on ourselves, motivating one another - and wow, this is feeling really good. It’s like these showers are a site of fraternal bonding. I’m not just showing off I like the idea of sexuality at the gym. The couple of guys showering around me look as though they like seeing a show. I like putting on a show, and for the most part, the other people at my gym seem OK with it too. I’m making sure things are clean down there. I take a handful of the shower gel that the gym supplies in buckets and start lathering up. The endorphins, the steam - it’s relaxing. I walk into the locker room, throw my clothes off and head to the showers. I’m finishing my workout at my neighborhood gym. ![]()
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